Anonymous asked: Why are you so fucking awesome?
do you hit pookie?
20% Enemy 64% Friend 65% Match
ADVICE: i think that asking someone if they smoke meth is more of a second message kind of deal. if you’re a straight male looking for a straight female take a picture of yourself, review it, if you look like a lesbian, delete it.
May 10, 2011 – 11:00am
i fucken love cats but dont have one right now. That’s ok though cause my neighborhood is filled with them and there all very friendly. I can fix your bike. whats wrong with it? Why did you get kicked out of Disneyland? Also, i had making fun of people as my old ‘im really good at to.’ i like ska, im not a pussy, and i make rude crass jokes all damn day. hit me up. lets pick on people. it helps raise my self esteem, or so i was told by my fifth grade teacher.
30% Enemy 39% Friend 83% Match
ADVICE: i’m all for the alternative lifestyle but this shit is fucking ridiculous, a pierced UPPER lip? gtfo of here. next time make sure you photoshop the spinach out of your teeth before posting a pic of yourself on a dating website.
Anonymous asked: How do you make a guy feel good?
ADVICE: put out right away like, right away.
Anonymous asked: where is the best place to meet someone from a dating site like this?
ADVICE: some place dark.
Anonymous asked: Good job on having a super homophobic, transphobic, ableist blog.
Check your fucking prejudice.
ultragraphique asked: how big is too big?
ADVICE: gay guys should stick to Grindr.
Mar 6, 2011 – 1:26am
hi, my name is Brandon. I was checking out your profile and you seem like a pretty cool chick, seem pretty tough and If you’re interested I would like to challenge you to a joint rolling contest!
Then we can smoke em :) what do you think?
19% Enemy 27% Friend 71%
ADVICE: when taking a photo of yourself for an internet dating website; try not to look like such a fat (wrinkled shirt wearing, just rolled out of bed) slob.