June 2011
2 posts
Anonymous asked: At first, you came off as a bitch when I was reading your comments. Then I kept reading. Keep fighting the good fight! I mean, come on. If you want a girl to wear baby clothes and shit all over your feet while you masturbate into her bonnet while in the middle of the woods, you should really lure her in with a normal date first. Why don't they get this?
Anonymous asked: Why are you so fucking awesome?
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what's up!
Apr 3, 2011 – 6:29pm
do you hit pookie?
20% Enemy 64% Friend 65% Match
ADVICE: i think that asking someone if they smoke meth is more of a second message kind of deal. if you’re a straight male looking for a straight female take a picture of yourself, review it, if you look like a lesbian, delete it.
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May 10, 2011 – 11:00am
i fucken love cats but dont have one right now. That’s ok though cause my neighborhood is filled with them and there all very friendly. I can fix your bike. whats wrong with it? Why did you get kicked out of Disneyland? Also, i had making fun of people as my old ‘im really good at to.’ i like ska, im not a pussy, and i make rude crass jokes all damn...
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Hello
Mar 27, 2011 – 1:45p
Hey there, my name is George and I have to be completely honest here. You are absolutely stunning, but what is most attractive is that you seem to be very laid back and easy going. I am honest, hard working, caring and fun spirited. If you are down for getting to know someone like that hit reply and lets get to know each other. I am hoping you do
28% Enemy 64% Friend 85%...
May 2011
5 posts
Anonymous asked: How do you make a guy feel good?
Anonymous asked: where is the best place to meet someone from a dating site like this?
April 2011
1 post
Anonymous asked: Good job on having a super homophobic, transphobic, ableist blog.
Check your fucking prejudice.
Check your fucking prejudice.
March 2011
3 posts
ultragraphique asked: how big is too big?
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you never know if you never try
Mar 6, 2011 – 1:26am
hi, my name is Brandon. I was checking out your profile and you seem like a pretty cool chick, seem pretty tough and If you’re interested I would like to challenge you to a joint rolling contest! Then we can smoke em :) what do you think?
19% Enemy 27% Friend 71%
ADVICE: when taking a photo of yourself for an internet dating website; try not to look like such a fat...
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Mar 1, 2011 – 9:02pm
hey hows it going? im Bryan, friends and loved ones call me Bear. It says here you reply ‘selectively’ but im sayin hey anyways :) so….hey
33% Enemy 69% Friend 68%
ADVICE: when getting your soul patch pierced; try to avoid looking like a retard with dribble on your chin.
February 2011
2 posts
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Feb 23, 2011 – 3:42pm
I finally discovered Operation Ivy on my I Pod. Great stuff. I wonder what else is on there there’s so many songs. I also like that one band forgot the name, the album title is “beat this.” tears of a clown cover….
0% Enemy 0% Friend 0% Match
ADVICE: you should probably return that ipod you stole.
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hello
Feb 23, 2011 – 6:10pm
hello
64% Enemy 34% Friend 0% Match
ugh! i don’t even…
ADVICE: when you look like a child molester (probably masturbates in his car next to a park) creep; you probably shouldn’t be holding a child while wearing a wig.
December 2010
3 posts
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Hey
Dec. 13, 2010 – 4:42pm
My name is Sharif. I came across your profile and you totally rocked my socks off. As for your “You should message me if” section: Love ska (haven’t listened to much in a while but always down for it). I have beard, medical card, can change a tire, been in a couple fights in my life (mostly in middle/high school) I might be able to fix a bike, I would...
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Drugs: Often
Sep. 20, 2010 – 7:37pm
My nigga.
12% Enemy 82% Friend74% Match
ADVICE: move out of your momma’s house, then you won’t have to wait till she leaves for work to start smoking.
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Replies
Oct. 2, 2010 – 11:59am
Selectively
54% Enemy 44% Friend 22% Match
ADVICE: when including drawings on your profile; make sure they’re not from when you were 6 years old.
November 2010
6 posts
6 tags
(No subject)
Jul. 22, 2010 – 9:17am
hey i think you’re very cute, you make me wish i was older
74% Match 44% Friend 28% Enemy
ADVICE: when selecting a photo of yourself for an internet dating website; make sure you can’t see any of the piss stains on your clothes.
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Wink
Sep. 9, 2010 – 3:33am
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You make me horny
82% Match 53% Friend 31% Enemy
ADVICE: when you’re some faggy emo kid; don’t post a picture of yourself drinking a beer for the first time ever.
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Nwrjvrnsfivrw
Oct. 2, 2010 – 12:12pm
You make me tingle all over Cool chic
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ADVICE: weird tranny satanist with no eyebrows might be the vibe you give off with no eyebrows.
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really witty subject line to stir curiosity
Oct. 14, 2010 – 12:49pm
I have been running around all week and I made a stop at the dollar store for some cleaning supplies today. I noticed an attractive woman several times around the store, and as I was leaving she had her sister come up and tell me I was hot and then asked me for my number, never in my life has this happened before. Yet, instead of being completely flattered, I was...
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Missed Instant Message(s)
Nov. 12, 2010 – 12:13am
I want perfect stranger to watch me masturbate. but the thing is, I want to see her watch me… jst watch, you don’t have to do anything, free show from me to you
47% Match 44% Friend 29% Enemy
ADVICE: the “dying on the cross” pose went out with creed.
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would you?
Oct. 10, 2010 – 6:59am
I would like for you to please my fetish. I need you to stomp on my face on a bed like thousands of times. With those super thick platform boots. Just endlessly stomping on my face with a ton of verbal abuse. Then I want you to jump on my face all night. I can seriously take it. PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!!
94% Enemy 7% Friend 0% Match
ADVICE: don’t tell me...
